Yogi Berra was a master of the English language. Here are just a few of his quotes:

• "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

• "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

• "Baseball is 90 percent mental -- the other half is physical."

• "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

• "This is like deja vu all over again."

• "If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."

• "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

• "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

• "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

• "90% of the putts that are short don't go in."

• "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

• "You can observe a lot just by watching."

• "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

• "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

• "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

• "It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

• "I didn't really say everything I said."

The Preacher's Son

Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts. This particular Sunday afternoon, as it came time for the Pastor and his son to go to the streets with their tracts, it was very cold outside, as well as pouring down rain. The boy bundled up in his warmest and driest clothes and said,

'OK, dad, I'm ready.'

His Pastor dad asked, 'Ready for what?'

'Dad, it's time we gather our tracts together and go out.'

Dad responds, 'Son, it's very cold outside and it's pouring down rain.'

The Physical Ashen Remains of Sodom & Gomorrah

When I saw this video, I knew I had to add it to our Pass-It-Along series. It is just...well, see for yourself!

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A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was leaving the room after paying a visit, and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door, on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing: I know my Master is there, and that is enough. And when the door opens, I shall pass through with no fear, but with gladness."

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10 Short Quotes

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
-- Mark Twain

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.
-- Leonard Nimoy

God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
-- Unknown

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.
-- Andrew Carnegie

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Anonymous

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
-- Albert Einstein

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Kids and Dogs

The photographer did a great job of matching up the kids and dogs This is adorable!!

An Empty Jar of Mayonnaise and 2 Cups of Coffee

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

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Why go to Church?

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all."

This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:

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The Devil And The Duck

here was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved. In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.