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Quotes by Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra was a master of the English language. Here are just a few of his quotes:

  • "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

  • "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

  • "Baseball is 90 percent mental -- the other half is physical."

  • "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

  • "This is like deja vu all over again."

  • "If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."

  • "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

  • "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

  • "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

  • "90% of the putts that are short don't go in."

  • "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

  • "You can observe a lot just by watching."

  • "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

  • "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

  • "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

  • "It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

  • "I didn't really say everything I said."

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