The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

Greg Gordon, founder of SermonIndex.net has published 95 Theses To The Modern Evangelical Church, which I urge all to read. I have listed the first ten theses below.